delhi-6:the re-review

lovely morning;entered office,no work,next stop's adlabs(sector 5,salt lake).delhi 6 was running along with stoneman mystery n billu barber.since delhi 6 was the dolce gabbana aka rak"eysh" omprakash mehra's creation so it had to be a sight for poor it workers like me in a u can see but cant touch situation.so at 115 pm i get into the theatre with 4 other colleagues.3 hours down the line:

1.i gave my frnds the liberty to rate the movie on a scale of -10 to 0.
2.i felt my brain was involved in a gang bang porn film lasting 3 hours.it lost its virginity,sanctity and solace.

delhi 6,tremendous expectations after rdb.wow!wat a movie.rak"eysh" might wanna add n subtract n make himself rak-ass.it more goes onto prove hes nothin but a brainless hairy neanderthal who rode on the gray matter of aamir khan in his previous movie.

abhishek no doubt did a decent job,leaving his tormenting wanna be american accent,more commonly heard from sub-continental migrants doin dish wanshing n onion chopping in the land of uncle sam.sonam kapoor had nothing much to do coz rak-ass didnt give her much space in the movie,needless to say she was pretty.

all in all,rate it on a scale of -10 to 0.please do not watch it.rather put ur money in a weighing machine n bribe it to print ur weight minus 10 kilos!!!

LABZ NAHI YEH

labz nahi yeh,zakhmi dil ki ailaan hai yeh,
toote dil ki dastak hai yeh.
Shayaraana nahi,dil ki aahat hai yeh.
Saanso me gunje,wadiyo ki sannate,
thand ki dhund hai yeh.

zalim tujhe mita du apni dil se,tamanna hai dil ki,
kaffan dal du tere yaado pe,muraad hai is dil ki,
par kare to tere besabar intezaar aaj bhi,majboori hai is dil ki.

maula agar uppar hai to sunle is bande ki ibaadat,
mehfooz ho mere aankho ki noor,mera mohabbat,
naadan hai woh,uska kasoor nahi,
majboor hu main mera kasoor nahi.